Carpenter I Measure In Inches And Judge In Silence T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"CARPENTER I MEASURE IN INCHES AND JUDGE IN SILENCE" is printed in bold, eye-catching lettering, flanked by a cartoon character wielding tools. The colors are a vibrant mix of yellow, black, brown, orange, and red, adding a playful twist to the design. This shirt is tailored for carpenters or anyone who appreciates woodworking humor, capturing the essence of a carpenter's pride and the unspoken judgments that come with the trade. It’s perfect for wearing while working on projects, sharing laughs with fellow builders, or simply enjoying a day off. The cartoon character brings a light-hearted vibe, appealing to those who appreciate a blend of wit and craftsmanship in their attire.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print to maintain the design's integrity.
Questions & answers
What does the phrase on the shirt imply?
The phrase humorously suggests that carpenters measure accurately but keep their judgments to themselves, reflecting pride in their craft.
What kind of style is the shirt's design?
The design features a cartoon style, with vibrant colors and playful imagery that resonates well with woodworking enthusiasts.
Who is this shirt designed for?
It is crafted for carpenters, DIY enthusiasts, or anyone who enjoys woodworking humor and wants to showcase their skills in a fun way.
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