Funny Lap Swimmer Do Not Split My Lane T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"DO NOT SPLIT MY LANE" is boldly displayed in a playful font above a retro-style illustration of a determined lap swimmer gliding through the water. The colors of navy blue, teal, cream, and white create a vintage distressed look that captures the passion for swimming while adding a splash of humor. This shirt resonates with anyone who has experienced the annoyance of lane invaders at the pool, making it a fun conversation starter. Swim enthusiasts will appreciate the lighthearted take on a common pool etiquette issue, ensuring that it’s a unique addition to their swim gear. It’s suited for those who appreciate a blend of sport and humor, whether at the gym or during a leisurely swim session.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print to maintain the design's integrity.
Questions & answers
What's the design's overall theme?
The theme centers around swimming etiquette, humorously addressing the common issue of lane splitting with a playful design.
How does the retro style enhance the shirt's appeal?
The retro distressed style gives it a nostalgic feel, making it relatable for long-time swimmers while adding character to the design.
Who would appreciate this shirt the most?
This shirt is aimed at lap swimmers and fitness enthusiasts who enjoy a humorous take on pool etiquette.
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