Sorry You Weren't Selected Today T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"SORRY YOU WEREN'T SELECTED TODAY" is presented in bold typography that starkly contrasts black and white. The straightforward text evokes a humorous take on rejection, making it a relatable piece for anyone who's faced disappointment. The design's simplicity keeps it versatile, allowing wearers to pair it easily with various outfits. This shirt resonates particularly well with those who appreciate sardonic humor, striking a chord whether worn casually or during social gatherings. It’s a clever way to express feelings without saying a word, transforming a common experience into a lighthearted statement. Wear it to add a touch of irony to your ensemble, ensuring you keep the mood playful even in a serious context.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print to maintain the design's integrity.
Questions & answers
What does the phrase on the shirt mean?
The phrase humorously addresses the experience of rejection, turning it into a playful commentary about life's disappointments.
How does the bold typography contribute to the design?
The bold typography enhances readability, making the statement clear and impactful while maintaining a straightforward aesthetic.
Who might particularly enjoy this shirt?
Anyone with a taste for sarcasm or who appreciates humor about the ups and downs of life would find this shirt appealing.
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